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helveticas: I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:21:00 -0400

I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity

sloth-with-a-blog: thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:20:03 -0400

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

forgotten-lust: jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion:...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:19:49 -0400

forgotten-lust:

jadecake:

paledreamers:

danosaur-and-phillion:

activatewindows:

letshope:

Sickest Candle ever.

It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY

i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

American Horror Story

thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:17:43 -0400

thorhead:

thorhead:

I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that

I can see them

I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray

they are really bad singers and

I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position

gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING

hoaran: btw and dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:17:11 -0400

hoaran:

btw and dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude”

danalmostcaughtonfire: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:12:47 -0400

danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

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Sat, 11 May 2013 12:37:08 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts: yes-butno: A golden retriever...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:36:52 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yes-butno:

A golden retriever husky mix.

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 12:35:56 -0400

familyfriendlyurl: if u lose a tooth and u swallow it by accident a whole skeleton will grow inside...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:31:35 -0400

familyfriendlyurl:

if u lose a tooth and u swallow it by accident a whole skeleton will grow inside ur stomach

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Sat, 11 May 2013 12:28:18 -0400

dootzy: this video will make your day better

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:26:03 -0400

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

Argument I heard on the bus

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:23:21 -0400

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 12:22:30 -0400

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Sat, 11 May 2013 12:21:10 -0400

tanikayforever: Gorgeous scenery in ‘Lady & the Tramp’ I...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:20:55 -0400

tanikayforever:

Gorgeous scenery in ‘Lady & the Tramp’

I personally love the architecture of the buildings. Disney does an amazing job with colors in their movies. Not to mention that this is hand drawn is just jaw-dropping. I hope you guys enjoy these as much as I enjoy them. I picked out my personal favorites <3

lovewillbethere: theonehecamehometo: tnsouthernsweetheart: Pic...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:20:43 -0400

lovewillbethere:

theonehecamehometo:

tnsouthernsweetheart:

Pictures on here always show soldiers and their girlfriends but this is the first time I’ve seen a father and son, and it’s such an amazing picture

peterezi: peterezi: i always read the word polish as polish at first wait shit

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:15:44 -0400

peterezi:

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:12:44 -0400

babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out